A Wizard Answers a Ringing Phone and Describes What is Happening for 52mins and then Leaves

A wizard will answer a ringing phone, describe events for 52 minutes, and then leave.

Return of the Golden Palantir Award-winning show.

Opinions from previous co-conspirators: "It was exactly what the title said!"; "People just wouldn't leave the miniature keyboard alone"; "A calculated and cynical revival"; "Oh! I get it now, can we go again?"; "The describing was too slow for my liking!"; "There was no gorilla involved, thus I am disappointed" [attire subject to change].